sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying
guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me
- Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
- Me: *sits with family*
- Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
- Me: *goes back to bedroom*
- me when i get home: i'm gonna do the laundry and finish my homework early and write a chapter and draw a picture and cook dinner and go to sleep early
- me: *opens laptop*
- me: fuck.
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself